Here is something funny I wrote I little while ago. Happy Monday!
1. I want to cry over the spilled milk on my floor, on my couch, in my car, on my new dress..
2. I want a “time out” of one minute for each year of my age. 40 minutes sounds pretty good…
3. I want “bling” that is not made from macaroni or cheerios.
4. I want artwork that is not made with washable markers.
5. I want wine and not whining.
6. I want a day where I do not hear the words: “but, how come, why not, I don’t know, he did it, one more, and because…”
7. I want to wake my kids at 2am to get me water because I am thirsty then wake them again at 3am because I AM STILL THIRSTY.
8 .I want to throw up on someone and have them clean it up…
9. I want someone to tell ME to take a nap!
10. and last but not least I want ONE MORE MINUTE PLEASE!
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:30 PM
Good for you, Marcie. You will find yourself being stronger and happier if you take care of yourself, which will benefit both you and your family. Don’t waste time blaming anyone for the past. Today is the first day of your present and future. Make every day a present to yourself. Don’t go on a diet of donts.
Allow yourself the pleasures of discovering delicious good foods
Cheat once in a while with a dark chocolate bar
Love yourself – you deserve it.
July 23rd, 2012 at 12:55 PM
thanks inna!
July 26th, 2012 at 10:24 AM
Funny post, made me laugh